Holy fuck, is it early. I forgot there was an 8am. I used to have to wake up earlier in the past, but I’m no longer working 6am shifts or taking Chemistry. Fuck this. Why are there people up? Also, it’s cold as balls outside. More on that later, but Jesus Christ.
Speaking of Jesus Christ, here’s something:
(1) God is good. (2) 8am is an ungodly hour. (3) It is evil to have to wake up at 8am. (4) God knows this (being all knowing), and still makes me wake up this early.
So either there is no God, or He/She is a dick. Figure it out, I’m having a cigarette.
